whimmy-bam:

WHO LET THIS BE A CHILDREN’S SHOW

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alphasexbang:

This man teaches theoretical physics at a university level

(via helioscentrifuge)

cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

(via dostmotherknowyou)

beckpoppins:

rosalarian:

That bunny looks like a cannoli.

bunnoli

(via ob2komario)

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

(via ob2komario)

zggamarchive:

when you think you can trust someone but then they go and use your comb

image

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