My best friend has a one-year-old daughter. They were buying her first Halloween costume, and they had to get her a boys’ costume because all the infant and toddler costumes for girls had been sexy-fied. They were disgusted. We’re talking about little babies here.
1) This is gross and very important to see. So glad my mommy started me on the “make your costume via a combination of mommy’s sewing and strategic trips to the thrift shop” thing young, because I missed a lot of awkward.
2) I want that grumpy baby devil OMG LOOKIT HER OMG LITTLE BLOB OF EVIL AWWWWWWWW SOMEONE DO A COMIC ABOUT HER OMG.
This makes me profoundly uncomfortable. As it should. This is weird and wrong and these costume companies need to cut this shit out.